Ahhh...threats of "punishment" 
yer's just stoking the fire now !
STOP
... can't touch us lol
funny you should mention blingun group area as i was discussing with Del tonight about next zelt palace after this being rooms off main tent .and as for you guy whats your zelt pledge. also we have some nice surprises lined up for the palace.be there or miss out on the exclusive 
oh yes dont call my helga big or she will hurt you wrong bad 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
My pledge is four in time for Husky all splinter.
as for Helga.... obvs not BIG Nurse .... 
to late your rucksacks in trouble
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
taffy has a dozen metal poles so will get them up site ready, they are off a gazebo that blew down up there last year
anybody got a celotape and chewing gum they can spare
cheers fela we will need everything we can get our hands on
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
Arghhh too late to bloody edit all this out . Can't you distract her whilts I do some modding ?
with guys pledge that makes 22 as for distracting here to late shes got eyes like a fecking hawk so your sooooooooooooooooo busted
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
Jeez I'll bring the plasters for all the blistered fingers after buttoning up that lot .
yep lecky tape for all volunteers much saw fingers. we are going to need lots of fluffers erm erectors zelt puter up ers
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
I'm sure there is a zelt-fastening-bloody-finger-blinging medal out there some where !!
half tempted to buy a zelt just to join in 
half tempted to buy a zelt just to join in
Not much point, Helga said no.
Oh, wait, I see what you mean - heh, a trophy zelt. You won't be able to stop though there though - you will have a complete Jerry kit before you know it!
i've got 2 for you mate.
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cheers dave thats 24 now were getting there
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
We could hide zelts all across the site and introduce a weaponless drunken Friday night game of "Hunt the Zelt"*.
The winner has the right to opt out of buttoning them together.
*This game has nothing to do with the public school dormitory game, "Hunt the Thimble", which is a variation on the popular parlour game.
NB: I'm sure this won't stop Chommers hiding one down his trousers.
NB: I'm sure this won't stop Chommers hiding one down his trousers.
Not even room for a thimble down there mate, full house already.
Well, The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies seemed to fit down there just fine.
Or at least, I thought it was a rolled up painting that I saw you pull out from down there...... 
you guys are wrong bad
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
